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@Firr oh my god man. I’m so so sorry

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@Firr oh my god man. I’m so so sorry

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I love being five layers deep in a UI interaction I didn’t want in the first place, because the thing I was going to tap turned into a share icon 1 millisecond before I tapped it, then my attempt to tap elsewhere turned into tapping the Messages icon in a share sheet that materialized 1 millesecond before it, then the button I was reaching for shifted out of the way to be a recipient I didn’t want, and now here I am stuck saying “nice cock” to my landlord’s mom

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I love being five layers deep in a UI interaction I didn’t want in the first place, because the thing I was going to tap turned into a share icon 1 millisecond before I tapped it, then my attempt to tap elsewhere turned into tapping the Messages icon in a share sheet that materialized 1 millesecond before it, then the button I was reaching for shifted out of the way to be a recipient I didn’t want, and now here I am stuck saying “nice cock” to my landlord’s mom

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@Scatterplot you were BRIMMING with excitement and it was entirely well deserved for how great a line that was!! hahahah

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@Scatterplot you were BRIMMING with excitement and it was entirely well deserved for how great a line that was!! hahahah

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Idk how to use social media anymore! I promise I still exist but not a lot motivates me about these new public spaces right now.

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Idk how to use social media anymore! I promise I still exist but not a lot motivates me about these new public spaces right now.

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@twigmouse heeey congrats on the new shape and wish you the best on this fresh new chapter!

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@twigmouse heeey congrats on the new shape and wish you the best on this fresh new chapter!

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@RustECoyote TWO of them??? God rip

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@RustECoyote TWO of them??? God rip

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@kulza I wanna ditch this sitch and move into a keyless era somehow

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@kulza I wanna ditch this sitch and move into a keyless era somehow

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@tkwolf it’s certainly cute!!! but I want SMALLLLLL

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@tkwolf it’s certainly cute!!! but I want SMALLLLLL

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I’m still rocking the key carabiner life from 2004 but I’m down to like 2 keys on my ring and the “number of keys” to “amount of jingling I have to constantly hear” ratio is now completely unreasonable lol. How the hell y’all store your KEYS???

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I’m still rocking the key carabiner life from 2004 but I’m down to like 2 keys on my ring and the “number of keys” to “amount of jingling I have to constantly hear” ratio is now completely unreasonable lol. How the hell y’all store your KEYS???

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Happy Monday everybody!

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Happy Monday everybody!

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The Kacho, Chief Arino, toils away playing Famicom with the caption "Return to Money Grinding Hell" on the Japanese show Game
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@Firr love ya Firr!!!!!!!

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@Firr love ya Firr!!!!!!!

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@Firr prolly selling off unsold stock vs dumping tons of unexpired consumables

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@Firr prolly selling off unsold stock vs dumping tons of unexpired consumables

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LFO stands for LETS FUCKING OSCILLATE

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LFO stands for LETS FUCKING OSCILLATE

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About to go live with the Cobalt Core OST! Come BOP!!! https://cherof.bandcamp.com/live/cobal t-core-original-soundtrack-listening-party

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About to go live with the Cobalt Core OST! Come BOP!!! https://cherof.bandcamp.com/live/cobal t-core-original-soundtrack-listening-party

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Hot news for Bandcamp Friday!

Come join the free advance listening party for the Cobalt Core soundtrack on Tuesday, November 7th at 1PM Pacific! Join in to listen to the full OST and chat with MEEE (and the Rocket Rat Games team)! Preorders are up now! https://cherof.bandcamp.com/merch/coba lt-core-original-soundtrack-listening-party

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Hot news for Bandcamp Friday!

Come join the free advance listening party for the Cobalt Core soundtrack on Tuesday, November 7th at 1PM Pacific! Join in to listen to the full OST and chat with MEEE (and the Rocket Rat Games team)! Preorders are up now! https://cherof.bandcamp.com/merch/coba lt-core-original-soundtrack-listening-party

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John Carpenter’s “In The Mouth of Madness”

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John Carpenter’s “In The Mouth of Madness”

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How is even the world’s biggest fan of Star Wars not completely bored and turned off by the continued deluge of spinoff media? I don’t think I know anyone who isn’t totally burned out by how much it’s turned into a commodity. Like this stuff might as well be written by AI for how creatively bankrupt it feels

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How is even the world’s biggest fan of Star Wars not completely bored and turned off by the continued deluge of spinoff media? I don’t think I know anyone who isn’t totally burned out by how much it’s turned into a commodity. Like this stuff might as well be written by AI for how creatively bankrupt it feels